sizzlin' bacon

Cops (pigs/bacon) who park their cars, often out of sight, and wait for some sort of crime such as speeding to occur so they can give a ticket.

Slow down, bro, I think we just passed some sizzlin' bacon hiding behind that bush.

by T-Bizzcuit May 16, 2010

sizzling

A substance of unknown origin that tends to bubble and spit uncontrollably at things in its vicinity. See also: wordHot Sizzling Jazword.

OMG! That's some sick sizzlin' shit u got there m8!

by skabbmannen October 3, 2003

sizzling sausage

a popular chat-up line

Matilda: hey hot stuff
Horny man: you wanna sizzle my sausage?
Matilda: mhmm i like a bit of sizzling sausage

by teehee77 June 25, 2009

Sizzlin' Frenchy

Pouring a package of Pop-Rocks into a persons anus, and using semen to activate them.

We got a bit wild last night, and I gave her a Sizzlin' Frenchy.

by luciferrodeo April 8, 2010

sizzling mary

When a male blows a wad of jism all over the females vagina, then takes a piece of chesse and rubs all the jism off (I perfer kraft singles and also i like when the vagina is extra sweaty) then after the piece of cheese is covered in cum and vagina stank the female eats the chesse, this can also be perform on the females bosoms.

i gave the fattest girl a sizzling mary last night

by iwantabs July 16, 2006

sizzling

a description of a sound

what's that noise hun
don't worry pet, it's only my zits sizzling

by phloggs May 22, 2005

Sizzling Bacon Snuggle

Sizzling Bacon Snuggle-
Sizzling Bacon Snuggle is a playful way of snuggling if done correctly. The act of Bacon sizzling snuggle is usually done done between a boyfriend and girlfriend. Clothes remain on or off, which is way more fun. ( careful guys)
It is performed with the woman on her back and the man laying on top of her and with a tight hug starts to sizzle or shake in a seizure like manner. Usually this makes the woman laugh uncontrollably and sometimes even snort.

Last night I rolled on top of my girlfriend and gave her a Sizzling Bacon Snuggle.

by Dawgs1959 January 8, 2021