slim jim

Another word for a condom.

Her: " You brought the condoms?"
Him: " You mean the slim jims ;) "

by Jimmy the catfish February 01, 2021

slim jim

to be a dick; be slimey; to dodge a question

Where you ask somebody a question and they dodge that specific question; then you ask a non-related question and they answer.

You: Hey, you do the work for class?
Jim: .... (no answer)
You: you see those yankees?
Jim: yeah, they real good

that's a slim jim aka slim jimmin aka slime jime

by max pow3rs November 30, 2009

Slim Jim

an un finished handjob.

yeah i gave him a slim jim so he didnt get it on my sheets.

by Kira Janus June 01, 2006

slim jim

a long small skinny penis, a girthless penis

After brian bear slipped his slim jim in that mandy moore bitch's mahogony slide, he pulled out and mosbied on her back and then proceeded to give her a sunkin rowboat!!

by slimmy jimmy October 04, 2006

Slim Jim

A popular meat product composed almost entirely of detached Skinginas. Slim Jims also contain traces of horse semen, elephant clitoris (along with other forms of genitalia), and old-people piss.

Guy 1: What is this shit in my Slim Jim?
Guy 2: Oh that? That's just a piece of Skingina.

by Somewhiteguy1994 April 27, 2009

Slim Jim

an unfinished handjob.

I gave him a Slim Jim so he didnt get it in my sheets.

by Kira Janus June 05, 2006

slim jim

a slim jim

gnaw on a slim jim for minutes on end, grinding it between your molars while the galons of salt turn your mouth into a desert untill the mangled hunk of flesh is just soft enough to shove down your GREASY FUCKING PIRATE THROAT with out tearing a hole

by gluten free 42 May 06, 2020