Sleazure

a sleaze induced seizure; a seizure induced by sleazy actions, people or circumstances

Man 1: Dude, check out that fat guy with the mullet and fu-manchu.
Man 2: Yeah, if i look at him too long I'll have a sleazure.

by S.Cary September 7, 2007

sneezure

A full-body spasm caused by a violent sneeze. Flailing arms and/or legs often wreak havoc to anyone or anything within reach.

Rocky knocked his books off the table, due to a particulary violent sneezure.

by tbbrick April 18, 2006

Sleepurbating

Verb: The act of masturbating while in the midst of deep sleep. The person is not consciously aware of their actions and thus (whether dreaming about it or not) starts masturbating in their sleep. Similar to a wet dream in that it is completely involuntary and uncontrollable.

After spending the night with my friend, my shorts were soaked. I figured I just had a wet dream, but my friend told me that I woke him up because of my furious sleepurbating.

by MadMaxJewDog September 9, 2011

sleepretend

The person who pretend to sleep in a bus or a train since they don't want to give their seats to the elders or the handicapped.

A: Mate. Today i was so tired but i gave my seat to an elder.

B: Why didn't you sleepretend?

by bonapart park September 14, 2009

sleepturbate

The act of self-pleasuring unconsciously, while sleeping or dozing. Usually with/on a pillow or blanket.

"Wow. I must be hornier than I thought. From the look of my throw pillow, I totally sleepturbated last night."

by helamonster December 16, 2013

Sleepstreaming

The point you find yourself, between the tiredness that grows heavy on your eyes, and being in full fledged sleep. You may be in fits and starts of fading into sleep for a few seconds, before you wake out of it; the constant gliding back to sleep would be considered sleepstreaming.

David grew weary on his seat in the glow of the TV, he'd been sleepstreaming and kept waking up a few seconds after falling limp in the couch, obviously beaten by the day's labour.

by CallumFoster July 29, 2018

Peter Sleepered

Someone asks you to borrow your chapstick, and when you get it back its all mashed up and horrible looking.
Almost as if it was raped.

Dude I just let Tucker borrow my chapstick, and he totally Peter Sleepered it!

by LawlSavannahLawl February 19, 2009