Sleepment

Equipment used for sleep such as bed, pillow, duvet, alarm clock, sleeping bag etc.

Guy 1: Mate you got your sleepment with you?
Guy 2: What you mean?
Guy 1: Your sleeping bag and pillow!!!
Guy 2: F*** i brought my duvet..... atleast its duvetier then yours!!!

by The Duvet Dudes July 13, 2009

sleepterbaiting

the act of masturbating over somebody else's body while they are asleep

Jim:So how did you sleep
Tom: Not good, i cought Sam sleepterbaiting over my face last night
Sam: Hey guys
Jim & Tom: cough* cough* (akw silence)

by shernanagins March 24, 2012

sleepiest leaf

A hella person

Damn he is sleepiest leaf

by MiniNation March 17, 2017

sleepiestest

the state of being the most sleepy in the world

Mark: “you’re sleepy”
Sam: “you’re sleepier”
Mark: “you’re sleepiest”
Sam: “you’re sleepiestest”

by Tabsjdjdbdmdn December 21, 2020

Sleepetite

When you lose your sleepyness like when u lose your appetite, your sleepetite

FUCK I JUST LOST MY SLEEPETITE

by voideaterr June 30, 2023

A sleepest

Opposite of "Woke" A person who is only concerned with their own welfare. Not recognizing or caring about others.

Every Republicans who ban books is A Sleepest.

by maurice e. rucker February 24, 2023