sleepwacking

Wacking off in your sleep. NOT a wet dream, because you are physically touching yourself. Sometimes happens simultaneously to sleepwalking.

Eww, Jeremy was sleepwacking in his mom's room last night.

by johnsq99 April 16, 2007

Sleepmack

Definition: (vb) To hit on girls while talking in your sleep.

(n) One who hits on girls in his/her sleep.

"Hey, are you awake?"

"Baby I got what ya need" -rolls over-

"He must be sleepmacking"

by HisHighness January 24, 2010

Sleeprocked

To be rock at a show/ concert/ event/ venue so hard that you can no longer stand or stay awake

last night at the show i got sleeprocked

by Sleeprockers July 4, 2011

sleepscarf

A scarf at which you use to sleep. You may die, it may kill you, but at least you go out in style. Can be extremely comfortable,

Megan: My neck hurts, I think I slept on it wrong.
Gerard: Have you ever tried sleeping with a sleepscarf?
Megan: The fuck is a sleepscarf.

by amazingtickledemon April 25, 2017

Sleepjacker

One who Jacks-off in his sleep

I woke up with a sore shoulder, because I'm a compulsive sleepjacker.

by A2jorge June 17, 2020

sleep suck-gasm

A sleep suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he fucks a guy in the mouth and has a cumgasm while he's asleep.

Matt occasionally has a sleep suck-gasm when he fucks my mouth and has a cumgasm -- I can always tell though, because I have his cum-taste in my mouth afterward!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

sleepsurfing

Surfing the web while effectively asleep.

I was surfing te web for one thing, when I finally woke up from my 'sleepsurfing' trance, I was on a site that was completely foreign to me with no idea how I got there.

by G. Houck August 2, 2007