Dick Launching

An experience men get when their penis becomes hard faster than normal.

"That Dance Video was Dick Launching."

"F*CK ME! I am really Dick Launching now! Shit!!!"

by Dan G. Evans January 9, 2009

Saint Peter's Launching Pad

Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.

Three patients on Saint Peter's launching pad.

by Mredria December 24, 2007

Slouching

The act of leaving an online call or real life location without telling anyone or saying anything

God damnit Peter's always slouching out of discord calls

by GlibHeck February 12, 2018

slinching

To consume alcohol at a rate of 1/12 of an average college students drinking rate. 1/12 of a slug equals a slinch.

Kid was saying he was gonna be slugging all night. He's still slinching on his first beer

by Boonster30 April 10, 2011

scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.

Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.

by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009

Swunching

When you swoop(smoke) and munch at the same time.

I got tha munchies, you up for swunching nigga?

by crazymunchingho March 31, 2009

launching the brown rocket

Another cleaned-up slang phrase for taking a shit.

I told my six-year-old that I’d be out in a minute or two, that I was launching the brown rocket.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 27, 2023