SlapANut

The art of taking ones hand and jack slapping the crap out of ones testicles

Did you see Dave take his hand and totally slapanut?

by RJ Dicktiddles February 15, 2017

Slapnut

Slapnut is a name of a Indian call centre support working for Amazon.

What a fucking slapnut.

by ενδέχεται May 27, 2018

slapnut

a complete idiot that is less than everyone else.

Garrett Johnson

by ralf February 5, 2004

slapnuts

A pathetic person who gets slapped around due to incompetence.

Okay, slapnuts, now kiss the floor.

by Forseti April 26, 2006

Slapnut

During the act of 'whackin off' the hand hits the scrotum and hence 'slapping the nut'. Later colloqialised as the term slapnut

Tim is such a slapnut

by Ben February 10, 2003

slipknutz

A person who likes to have their genitalia oiled

I've just got Slipknutz. My Slipknutz feel amazing.

by Slipknutz November 21, 2015

slacknuts

Nuts that are deprived of sexual intercourse therefore being "slacked" or "slacking".

Hey slacknuts, you aint got laid in months.

by Jerry Schlong June 28, 2006