Spasticky

A word that i said

My goldfish is spasticky

by CrazyRabbit18 September 29, 2019

flogging the flagstick

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.

Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.

by stu19 May 7, 2009

Slapstick

1)Slapstick is a type of comedy relating exaggerated physical violence and activities which go beyond the boundaries of ordinary sense
2) the thing hanging between a male's legs that is commonly slaped

1)billy enjoyed the wathing the slapstick comedy
2)Alex Nelson feverishly played with his slapstick, becouse he's tired of being called teo pump
two-pump

by The Twin December 21, 2009

Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry

Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!

by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019

Condomint Slapstick

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob

“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick”

by Jinkerfuckendorf April 14, 2019

the snapstick

where a woman sits on a man's penis and attempts to break it off by pivoting forward with her vagina.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend snapsticked me yesterday my crotch
Guy 2: Mine pulled that shit off last week too! It hurts like crazy.
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm never going to do the snapstick again.

by Bigger Smoke November 21, 2019

Slapstick

Definition:
To masturbate in ones own hand and jap- slap your friend (vito) across the face and run like hell.

Background: South Jersey.

Vito had a hard time dealing with another mans cum on his face after getting slapsticked.

by Mr.yukyuk November 17, 2004