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FlabberGasted

When you see your mom come back from the salon with bright green spiky hair and your jaw drops to the floor in total shock, you’re flabbergasted. You are really, really shocked — pretty much speechless.

Use the adjective flabbergasted to describe someone who's astounded or surprised for any reason, good or bad. You could be flabbergasted at how astonishingly expensive a parking ticket is, or at how incredibly delicious pineapple pizza is. Flabbergasted has been used since the late 18th century, but no one knows for sure where it originated. The word sounds like what it means: when you say it out loud — "flabbergasted!" — it somehow captures the spirit of astonishment and shock.
I was total flabbergasted i was banned on xbox. :)
by Abyss03 June 16, 2018
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i am flabbergasted
by brxmptxngrl September 27, 2019
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Jude Bellingham throughout the England vs France game at the World Cup 2022
“bro was flabbergasted throughout the whole game
by pikolomali December 27, 2022
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When a flabby person farts in your face while you are going down on them!
HO #1: Fat Bastard came to visit me last night.

HO #2: Oh yea, how was it?

HO #1: He flabbergasted me!

HO #2: Then what?

HO #1: He said, "Soddy, I faderted." BIG DEAL! It was a WET ONE! I had to take a shower ASAP!
by Johrg Jerhog July 29, 2006
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Although Sharon had a blessing time on the backwater tours, she later was flabbergasted and couldn't help but regret eating the extra can of beans she had been offered.
by goodlookout September 27, 2010
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verb: an unexplainable event or situation in which the person experiencing is overwhelmed in blissful happiness or contentment -beyond orgasmic pleasure
when the surfer man found the winning ticket, he was so flabbergasted he passed out.

the little family from Iowa were so flabbergasted when the crew remodeled there home
by itxt July 21, 2009
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Alice was flabbergasted after she spotted her mother smoking a joint with the housekeeper.
by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016
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