Skyrim

A highly effective form of birth control made public on Nov. 11, 2011. Despite its recent release, it is believed to be incredibly effective for periods lasting a week to 2 months once administered. Pharmaceutical company Bethesda is currently working on supplements to accompany this drug but no release dates have been set yet.

As it is still a new product its long-term effects have yet to be determined, though it is believed to not be as potent as WoW or other substances within the MMO class of drugs.

The FDA warns that this is a Schedule II drug, indicating a very high chance of addiction if not carefully monitored and regulated. Symptoms of overdose and addiction include loss of appetite, insomnia, sudden weight gain or loss, dimensia, a constant desire for more dragon souls, and the singing of Harry Partridge's associated songs.

Billy and Cathy haven't had sex since Skyrim came out because one of them is playing it at any given moment.

by Matt..... November 16, 2011

Skyrim Smitten

The feeling you get from the RPG Skyrim. A lot like when you first start dating someone. You think about it all the time, wanna be with it non-stop, wanna play it, wanna accomplish things in it, tell it how beautiful it is.

"I can't believe he left me for that whore, Skyrim..."
"Can you blame him? I mean, damn, look at it..Everyones Skyrim Smitten these days."

by bc93 November 29, 2011

Skyrim Effect

When a sequel gets so much hype and publicity the majority of newcomers to the series are casual fans who know nothing of the past games/movies in the series.

So when is Skyrim 2 coming out?

Skyrim is actually part five in the series excluding the additional games. Take it you never heard of Oblivion either. Classic example of the Skyrim Effect.

by MurderMitten June 20, 2016

Skyrim syndrome

When a video game (typically open world RPG, though there are exceptions) you feel an intense need to do as much as you possibly can. Named after the first game in which this phenomenon was observed, "the elder scrolls V: skyrim"

I started playing horizon zero dawn yesterday and I'm getting a severe case of skyrim syndrome from it

by lolwaffles March 22, 2017

Playing Skyrim

When you say you're going to play skyrim, but in truth, you're actually just downloading more mods and modding the hell out of it. You then proceed to enter the game, see a bug, proceed to try and fix the files, enter the game, see another different bug and then proceed to this again and again for a few hours until you're happy with your set up.

"Oh, I was playing skyrim the whole day yesterday."

by AnActualSuperRealNotFakeHuman April 26, 2020

Skyrimjob

The act of saying "Fus Ro" as best you can while licking out someone's ass, and then pressing your lips tightly against their anus while shouting "DAH!" with as much force as you can, effectively filling their rectum with your shout.

Sally: You'll have to excuse me, I'm a little flatulent today.
Samantha: Why? What did you eat?
Sally: Nothing, but Sam gave me a Skyrimjob last night.

by -33 October 23, 2013

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.

Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

No

Dude, It'll blow your mind!

Really? Guess I'll try.

5 Days later, this man was reported missing.

by ganyi17 January 12, 2012