I am surprised that this is not a word

I typed this hoping for a good definition and was surprised that this was not a word.

bob: I am surprised that this is not a word

billy: which word

bob: what I just said
billy: oh

by i give up on finding a name January 14, 2021

Skyprime

A skyprime is a person who brings up topics completely uncalled for in an attempt to shift the course of conversation to his own (often political) interests.

Skyprime: Hey guys look at what Hassan just said on stream! This is why capitalism will never work.
Everyone: Hey champ, that's really interesting! Next time, keep it to yourself.

by ifbeefreadsthisxD January 16, 2022

Surprised Pirate

A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.

"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."

by sniperoo September 13, 2011

Suprised

The incorrect way to spell surprised.

There's two R's, people, not one!

'I was so suprised when my boyfriend finally asked me to marry him.' Emma posted on Facebook, only for someone to correct her grammar.

by you're not the boss of me February 15, 2019

Su-suprised

When a suprise is so suprisingly suprising that your own phone is in such shock that it has to make an extra suprise by adding an extra "Su" at the start of suprised making it an extra suprise.

Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match

Shay: My god my relationship with Jacky has lasted so long that my own phone has given me a Su-suprised.

Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.

by blashada November 27, 2012

surprised on sunday

When you get drunk on saturday night and go home with a dog-ugly person and wake up next to them on sunday. you take a shit on their pillow and run for the door. Theiy're surprised on sunday!

Jodie was surprised on sunday when the smell of shit woke her up.

by jsmithua September 7, 2006

Surprised pikachu

Surprised pikachu meme is a really gay meme that is often used when a person gets irritated by someone on a sociable app to show that they are mentally depressed. Was created when a person watched one of the old gen pokémon animes and screenshotted it then spammed it everywhere. Is now overused pretty much everywhere.

person1: hey did you watch the new venom movie
person 2: no I'm underaged learn to check peoples profiles you american
person1: :surprised pikachu meme image:
person2: never talk to me again

by Bloxis November 11, 2018