skump

A skeet-dump, when one is jerking off while taking a dump. This person then finishes in the toilet while still partaking in the dump.

"Bro you were in the bathroom for a while were you skumping?"

"Shit happens."

by skumpboy87 April 13, 2017

skump

an animate object that consistently exhibits minor to moderate utility, but extremely annoying behavior

dude, you're a skump!
why?
cause you're more trouble than your worth!

by hunter-killer April 28, 2011

Skumped

Skumped - To be dumped by your loved one over Skype.

My girlfriend went to europe and after 6 days she skumped me. She broke up with me over Skype.

by zubb00 January 15, 2011

skump

it's when you've got bugger all in the bank .

man alive i'm skump / got nothing !

by Okka Quokka from Oz . October 6, 2009

skump

An extended period of poor performance, especially in a sport or competitive activity, which a fan hopes said player will recover from. Similar to slump.

I miss Lowell. I know he's skumping, but he's still an all-star in my book.

by umpimp24 May 18, 2005

skump weasle

low down scum, a slime ball, snakey dude

You are a skump weasle!

by Seles April 24, 2011

Skump Bump

(v) to dance a trashy redneck dance.

(n) an extra trashy redneck hoedown. a social gathering at which lively folk dancing takes place.

(v) Leroy was so high on crack he was Skump Bumpin' in the middle of the street.

(n) Did you see Tucker and Violet gettin busy at the Skump Bump? It got so wild I lost another tooth.

by Dick Tell July 24, 2018