spoont

Common Australian slang term meaning ejaculated semen (or the process of).

"she licked the spoont off her lips."

"I spoont on her face."

by Rebecca Cullum September 18, 2006

dick and ball skootch

verb: When you drag your dick and balls real slow across something.

Damnit Jack! Quit doing the dick and ball skootch all over Bud's face.

by imanobodytwo October 24, 2005

Soon™

a moment between the next minute and the heat death of the universe.

The game will be released Soon™.

by FullWaistcoat June 20, 2021

scoontie

ORIGIN: BROCKTON, MA. 508

*male or female. someone that does trashy things like suck dick for a living, stripper, prostitute, act fake, are a bitch or a cunt, trick, slut.

Yo, you see that girl over there i heard she's a scoontie.

Walk into the club "where the scoonties at??"

Stop being such a scoontie! GET THE DICK OUTCHA MOUTH!

Girlll you slept with my boyfriend scoont please! wtfff.

by BAR666 March 31, 2010

skooted

A person highly intoxicated on meth or stimulants.

After Jonny pilfered for hours after getting skooted all morning.

by C M 2 September 25, 2019

soon™

Describes something that we are told is coming soon (game updates, TV shows, etc.) but we have heard it enough times to know better. Whoever is saying x event will occur soon is considered to own the trademark on the word because they have used it so many times.

See soon (tm)

We're adding new stuff to the website Soon™

Like what?

Idk, but we're doing it Soon™

by Extatic March 15, 2016

soontimes

slang meaning soon or sometime

lets chill soontimes

by JoelTheSexGod January 25, 2010