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Shoomped

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
Damn you’re shoomped”
by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
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SKOODGE

Verb
To use or take something without permission
"Your parents are out of town, you should just skoodge their car for the weekend, they'll never know."
by Gad-Zooks May 17, 2018
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Invader Skoodge

The shortest (but definitely the sexiest) Irken invader from the series Invader Zim. Skoodge was assigned to invade Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people, which made him very very sad, which in turn caused him to weep profusely. Skoodge also demonstrates quite the propensity for flatulence and he enjoys wearing stained clothing. Skoodge was also shot out of a cannon as he is very sexy that way. He's also unkillable, which is probably a result of being voiced by Ted Raimi.
Invader Skoodge is the sexiest being in the whole universe. Everyone wishes to bear his lurvemonkeys.
by The Fiend March 9, 2004
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skoodilypoop

A term phrased by John Green in the Literature crash course. Means to have sex
Romeo and Juliet were having pre-marital skoodilypoop
by dovahk11n May 17, 2018
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Skoodwidit

A word that the rapper Samad Savage made. It means "Whats good with it." Can Sometime be replied to with "Ishkood. another word Samad Savage conceived
P1: SKOODWIDIT
P2: Ishkood, you?
P1: I'm good.
by Turtle.0629 March 11, 2021
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scooming

A northern Scottish word for being exceptionally nosey, fishing for gossip and generally being a curtain twitcher. Even though scooming means looking for gossip, the word 'scoom' as a noun means gossip.

One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.

Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.

Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.
*Man walks into local shop* 'Here Josie, I've got some scoom for you...I saw your mum last night scooming on the church goers. Turns out Mrs Fandan sacrifices cats straight after church and feeds them to her husband. He thinks he's eating chicken.'

Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'
by CarlJay May 1, 2018
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skommel

a South African's term form masturbation
by bigbattybumlicker29 August 19, 2021
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