skizz

to go to school at 3o'clock in the morning.

aww dammit.. i have a skizz day at school today. :(

by meowza April 15, 2005

skizz

1: a new type of drug invented in which you take the shavings of soap and stick them in your eye. It will make you see so many colors! *NOTE* most of these colors will be red

2: a new way of saying SKILL but for some reason without the L's

Drug Dealer:" Dude i dont have any more crack but i got something better!"
You:" What?!"
Drug Dealer: " I got Some SKIZZ!!"
You: " i think i just shit my pants!"

Dude iTz xDJ SkiZZx has got some l33t skizz at call of duty

by xDJ SkiZZx July 29, 2009

skizz

used to describe something not working the way it's supposed to.

Damn thing's skizzin out on me again!

by young jables January 7, 2010

Skizz

verb.- to both skeet and jizz on someone at the same time. This is a miraculously impressive ejaculation that cannot be described with only one of the two words. When combined, this new word skizz takes ejaculation to a whole new length of awesomeness. Also the name of a parrot pillow pet.

Joe: Dude I just skizzed all over Becky and left.
Tom: I really want to skizz on this girl but she won't let me.

Jen: Hey, do you know where my parrot Skizz is?

by Skizzerizz200 April 27, 2011

Johnny j skizz

A nickname given to someone who masterbates too much.

I bet that kid is a johnny j skizz.

by Shamoothewhale August 11, 2008

Skizzed Out

To be tweaking to a major degree. To be jacked up on caffiene or other stimulants. Possibly to a worrysome point.

How much coffee did that kid have? He was mad skizzed out.

by The Boom October 28, 2008

skizz

verb meaning to become so internally distraught over some expression of political heterodoxy as to be paralyzed beyond simply vibrating with emotional distress

noun meaning an example of the above

ME: But Josh was a junior at Brown and was baizuo and so woke he could only skizz as she explained her view to the others.

YOU: Wow! I heard about his skizz at lunch today.

by Ceewillee March 23, 2022