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Skiing in the Alps

Off on a cocaine binge with hookers until the money runs out or someone dies.
Nobody has seen Hoover lately, could be off Skiing in the Alps again.
by funkspiel July 27, 2009
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Cross Country Skiing

A sport designed for people who like the cold, hills and exercise induced asthma. Some find it fun, but for most it closely resembles some form of personal hell. It is very common to have some type of traumatic childhood experience associated with a forest, the cold, exhaustion and having wooden boards strapped to your feet. Although frequently associated with old people, and knits, it is the second most popular winter sport globally. The vast majority of racers are men.

Oh yeah, and it also is the sport that produces the most fit athletes. Period.
Person 1: Hey want to go cross country skiing?
Person 2: HELL NO! When I was 12, my mom took me cross country skiing, and it was so hard and tiring and I almost died. I swore I would NEVER do that again.
by rr123 March 6, 2012
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skiing the moguls

When a girl is positioned in the middle of two guys and she proceeds to jack them both off.
Dude, Derek and I were rollin with this chick the other night and she ended up skiing the moguls.
by K-Rocc April 12, 2010
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nude skiing

The act of sitting in a dark room naked and giving hand jobs to your left and right.
Did you hear about Jodie? Apparently she wants to go nude skiing with Lewis and Ege!
by TheTruth_ March 12, 2014
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nordic skiing

only the coolest sport ever. most downhillers sit on their fat asses on a chairlift and then use their weight to propel themselves down. they try to keep in shape for a sport that a)doesn't keep you in shape and b)really doesn't require you to be in shape. nordic skiers get a lot of shit for having spandex ski suits but they are kick ass and everyone knows it. they have to go UP the hills as well as down and they have to ski the flats. as compared to downhill skiers who get upset if they have a gradual downhill. nordic skiers have to stay in shape and be in shape or they'll have hell to pay in races. they have to haul their asses up and down terrain for 3-10 miles, as opposed to downhills skiers having thier asses pushed down a 2 mile (max) course. nordic skiers have to be balanced on their skinny as hell skis, while downhill skiers have fat skis to support their weight. put any nordic racer in a running/biking/kayaking/any sport requiring fitness competition and they'll whup a downhiller's ass. nordic skiers are comparable to xc runners and distance track kids, mostly because those are their alter egoes. anyone who says nordic's for wussies is obviously an idiot who couldn't perform physical activities to save their life and they should go fuck themselves because they have no idea what it's like to train for nordic skiing and to be a nordic skier.
Downhill skier: hey, i just got back from a race where i just sat back and allowed my weight to push me down the hill!
Nordic skier: i just got back from nordic skiing practice! we skiied 15 miles and then did hill intervals up our 1/2 mile hill!
by distanceinanyform May 28, 2007
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Skirvington

See also Irvington NJ.

Hell Hole

Home of real gang wars between Bloods and Crips.

Looking for smoke, dope, crack, whack, smack, uppers, downers, ludes, crank, dust? You can get it here, but just be warned that you'll probably end up getting your car jacked...which really wouldn't matter much after getting capped in the face. Once they ID your body, there will be no investigation and it won't be reported to the media.

There has been talk about building a moat or a really large fence around the city in recent years.

In the 60s, Olympic Park, a huge amusement park, was located here since 1887 but shut down after riots of African American teens from Newark in 1965.
Sam: Yo, lets go to 40th to score a bag

Frank: All you bro - u must have a deathwish to drive through Skirvington - especially at 3am
by JoeRanelli January 5, 2008
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Indoor Skiing

Doing some coke indoors.
Josh, Les, and I bought two 8 balls and spent the night indoor skiing with some strippers until we ran out. Luckily, Les had some more blow stashed away.
by The Jenkem King April 7, 2008
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