ipse switchit

Something given much merit by a seller but not proven to work as well as the buyer's first choice. A "bait-and-switch" tactic. Punning on the legal term "ipse dixit" (something asserted but unproven) and "Ipswich".

That home electronics store really rooked me on the MP3 player. They gave me one that cost me more than the one I really wanted, and this one doesn't sound as good. Looks like a case of ipse switchit!

by pentozali October 9, 2007

skitchy

agitated, out of sorts, nervous, and irritable.

When I don't get enough magnesium in my diet, I always start feeling skitchy.

by Vokation June 16, 2009

hop skitchin

When one is so good at hop scotch they can do it fast and with dance moves.

Man, you ain't even hop scotchin' anymore. You hop Skitchin.

Or

I was Hop Skitchin' all ova your bitch ass.

by Nick Nackin January 30, 2008

sitchitation

The CB slanguage version of situation. A predicament.

Whent the pokeys pull over back doors, it's a terrible sitchitation.

by Downstrike November 24, 2004

sketchily

when a person is acting extremely sketchy and stalkng around

emily: do you see that guy over there?
catie: yeah...?
emily: he's acting real sketchily lets leave

by emilychcatien March 11, 2008

skitchbitch

Using skitch (or any comparable screen shot software) to screenshot conversations with the sole intent of sharing with others. Usually in a bitchy way.

That Brandel is such a skitchbitch, sending our private dirty chats to Bernie.

by Brandel November 3, 2011

skitchy

a mix between sketchy and ratchet.

my earphones are being so skitchy, they keep pausing my music for no reason.

by eldubs29 February 15, 2018