Skipper

A term used to describe an asian bamf.

holy mother of all that is holy, its skipper. I want his children...

by Rawrmin April 16, 2011

Skipper

A really skinny girl with no chims or butt

Isaac: Man, that girl is flat chested and has no butt.
Pherick: Yeah, dude, she's a skipper.

by Ashley Hemmingway April 16, 2008

The Skipper

A Fat Chick. A term taken from Gilligan's Island. A three hour tour says it all!

C.T.- "Bro, did you bang The Skipper last night?"

Kill- "Hell yeah fool! She was sniffin around my door so I had to hit it!"

C.T.- "Douchebag!"

by Kill1349Chief February 2, 2009

Skipper

A "Skipper" is someone who skips cinematics (movie parts) in games, especially in multi-player games.

"Damn it, Joel! I havn't seen that cinematic yet and you just skipped half way through. Next time I'm taking the controller off of you, Mr Skipper."

by MiTHMoN December 1, 2009

skipper

Someone who takes dick, a fudgepacker

Ryan Seacrest is a skipper

by JB October 20, 2004

skipper

A guy who zooms past you on the freeway and slows down immediately after so you have to slow down. He waits in front of you for a few minutes until he gets the urge to skip again. Skipping is a serious compulsive disorder.

"Quit dickin' around and we'll get there skipper. You're slowing us down and fuckin' our rythm."

"There's a line of 50 cars moving 58 in a 55, and he is still not satisfied until he gets to the front on a two lane highway. Skipper, you're a dick buddy."

by Senora Dibiatchio October 2, 2006

Skipper

Loves to smoke weed on a daily, EDLs main supporter with a son called Alex, DROPPED HIS ROLEX IN DP PLEASE RETURN WHEN FOUND, 21 MORRISON ROAD

LOCAL FARMER

skipper is a smackhead

by skipper11111 October 20, 2020