Diddle My Skittle

1.To touch the Female genital organs (Female Masterbation)

Jo-anne wanted to diddle her skittle, but was too afraid to do it in Church.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

skittle squad

gay. queer. “taste the rainbow” is the tagline of the multi coloured skittles candy brand. basically means non cis-het

is he part of the skittle squad?

by frog_pirate August 31, 2022

Skittle Bumping

Term also known as scissoring or Tribadism. It’s when two females grind genitals with one another in a cross legged position.

Jessica fancies her vulvae being stimulated by Beatrice’s, as they embrace in the act of skittle bumping.

by Mustachio 1 May 11, 2010

atomic skittle

when you fart with your bare ass directly on a person's face.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.

Friend who wakes up in the morning says: "Yo, why does everything I eat taste like shit?" or "What the fuck? Who the fuck farted in here?" or simply "I feel dirty."

You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."

Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."

by Fartologist SBD April 30, 2012

skittle tittle

Someone who puts skittles on their nipples and has middle-aged Asian men remove them with their ass cheeks.

"Hey! What were you up to last night?"
"Oh, Ching Ho just gave me the juiciest skittle tittle in the world"

by Thetittietwister January 19, 2014

adult skittle

pharmaceutically generated pill, the purpose of which is to take"the edge off" a grown up anxiety-laden event such as:

1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert

You cannot get me on a plane until I have taken my adult skittle.

by sheila in the car May 8, 2009

skidattle

To Get Out of Some Place In a Hurry, Usually Accompanied with the Sound made by Curly from the Three Stooges. If you skidattle, you leave extremely quickly

Ohh Snap, PoPos, Let's Skidattle. (Makes Curly Noise)

by Joe mamas mama December 29, 2006