Skarsgåholic

Being obsessed or addicted to anything pertaining to Swedish actor/director Alexander Skarsgård, possibly to the point of being unable to function in the 'real' world or perform basic tasks.

Caroline: I was supposed to get a bunch of writing done last night, but I got distracted.
Claudine: Skarsgåholism strikes again, huh?
Caroline: Yes, I need an intervention. My name is Caroline, and I'm a Skarsgåholic.

Example 2:

Nicole: Since my ancestors are from Sweden, we have Swedish meatballs at Christmas.
Caroline: Alexander Skarsgård is Swedish!
Nicole: You are such a Skarsgåholic.

by little15 February 3, 2010

Skarsgarding

A condition that involves thinking, fantasizing, dreaming, surfing, chatting, and/or discussing openly among friends and family a person's admiration for the Swedish actor, Alexander Skarsgard.

I didn't get my homework done last night because I was skarsgarding til 2am in the morning.

by Ally Thomas October 18, 2010

stargasm

Experiencing intense physical pleasure after meeting a Movie, TV or Rock star.

Will: Dude, why is John screaming and writhing on the floor?

Renz: He just met Justin Beiber at Bed, Bath and Beyond. He's having a stargasm.

by Willyummm July 23, 2010

Valter Skarsgard

Gorgeous blonde Swedish actor.

Valter Skarsgard is hot!

by DerekPC May 15, 2018

Skategasm

The Feeling that you get when you have been trying a trick for ever and finally landing it

-yo did you see that i just big flipped that huge double set,
had a skategasm

by eno the man October 16, 2008

sargasmo

The person who initiates the sargasim (the sarcastic orgasm).

Person A says "Your SO cool man (said in a sarcastic tone)."

Person B says "Stop being such a sargasmo"

by Urban Pirate Gen October 7, 2009

sargasm

Sarcastic climax; the end-all of sarcasm, or sarcastic exaggeration.

A sargasm is reached when no more possible sarcastic exaggeration can be made.

by Hendi McHenderson September 28, 2005