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The euphoric and orgasmic feeling when you see the sexy Swedish actor Alexander Skarsgård.

Mr. Skarsgård is well known for his role in the hit HBO series True Blood. He plays Eric Northman, a thousand year old vampire. Eric is extremely tall, attractive, and cunning. He runs a vampire bar, Fangtasia, in Shreveport, Louisiana, with Pam, who was turned by him. Also, he is a the sheriff of Area Five, and the oldest and most powerful vampire in his area.
I had a Skarsgasm last night when I saw Alex naked on True Blood!

I Skargasmed when Eric was nailing Yvetta.
Skarsgasm by alongtheocean June 16, 2010
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Bill Skarsgård 

An amazingly gorgeous Swedish actor who made everyone want to bang a murderous clown. People will definitely faint at the sight of his gorgeous features.
Person: Hey have you seen Bill Skarsgård

Eimz: OF COUSRE I HAVE SEEN HIM, I CRY JUST FROM LOOKING AT HIM
Bill Skarsgård by Babashrek69 October 10, 2017

Bill Skarsgård 

The most attractive person on earth tbh, for starters.

Born in Stockholm, Sweden, his last name is very well known. His father, and three of his brothers are actors as well. Stellan, Valter, Alexander, and Gustav Skarsgård.

He plays Pennywise in It, Roman Godfrey in Hemlock Grove, Zeitgeist in Deadpool 2, and more.
You know Bill Skarsgård? Yeah, that talented, Swedish actor? Mhm, what a babe.

bill skarsgard 

Is the sexiest Swedish man you'll ever lay your eyes on.
Friend: who's the tall sexy man?
You: oh that's bill skarsgard
bill skarsgard by Destinydd April 13, 2017

shartgasm 

A shartgasm: masturbating before you have diarrhea. Cumming and making the first wet push at the same time.
I sat down an hour after indian food and decided to jerk off. I came just as the first salvo came out- what a shartgasm!!
shartgasm by axi693 July 25, 2015

sarcgasm 

When somebody says something so sarcastic that everyone who heard it has an instant orgasm.
Lady Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!
Winston Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it!
Bystander #1: Oh snap, I just had a sarcgasm!
sarcgasm by essteeyou September 16, 2010
So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"
Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008