slacker

I was going to write a definition for this word. It's kind of interesting. Fuck it, I'll do it later.

Type an example of how "slacker" is used in a sentence...if you weren't so goddamn lazy.

by daidxor November 28, 2016

Columbian Lip Smacker

The act of taking a shit in a girl's mouth, then proceeding to receive a blowjob from said girl.

Yo Carla gave me a Columbian Lip Smacker last night and let me tell you it was kinkyyyy.

by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016

slackery

Slackery - (sla-kuh-ree) N - the act of engaging in unproductive activities

I think I'll peform a little slackery once the boss has left.

by The Almighty Word Wizard July 8, 2005

Slacker

One who prioritizes doing nothing.

Square: Oh my God, this Tuesday was so stressful! After waking up late at 5:27, I rushed to the gym and almost missed my 6:00 Pilates class. After it was over I quickly took a shower, brushed my teeth and shaved. I then realized I had left my Xanax back at my condo. Speeding BACK to my housing unit, I ran and picked up the meds then turned around and headed to off work. Getting to the office by 8:43, grabbed some coffee then headed into the 8:00 sync meeting where we reevaluated the pending transaction with the Taipei plant, discussed the new format for the personnel records and talked about regional integration. I met with a client at 10:45 and then proceeded to work through lunch, stopping to eat a low-carb, transfat free, Vitamin D-enriched salad at my desk at 3:15. I rescheduled the next meeting with my life coach, paid my bills through the end of the month and organized my cubicle. Leaving the office at 7:00, I had dinner by myself at 7:45 and read the paper before getting back to my home at 8:50. I went on the internet to complete the homework for my online MBA program before catching up on The News Hour. How was your Tuesday?

Slacker: Today's Tuesday? Oh, pretty chill I guess. I woke up sometime in the afternoon, ate some Doritos and played video games for about 5 hours, then masturbated to a ton of internet porn. I ordered pizza and watched Netflix until you interrupted me for this hypothetical discussion. Was planning on drinking later on, maybe after I jam out on my guitar or go skating.

::Square, reflecting upon his life, jumps off a bridge::

by dark289 April 13, 2009

Skanker's back

A condition suffered by ravers the day after a night full of dancing; a sore back (and jaw, probably).

Dude: You sat down like a right old twonk then, whatsup?
Other Dude: Skanker's back mate, went Hospitality last night.

by RussellBishop December 4, 2012

snackeral

A tasty morsel or snack.

Alicia said to Hillary "Would you like a snackeral with your beverage?".

by ChocolatePirate November 5, 2020

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009