Edward Simpkin

The penis munching son of a gun pissed off his Dad so much his PlayStation along with his hopes and dreams were destroyed by his Daddy’s penis.

‘No not again Dad’ said Edward Simpkin

by EDL1979 December 3, 2018

Doing a Simpkin

A simpkin is also when a guy tries to pull a girl with a 70s rollerdance and fails miserbaly

George tried a Simpkin, but got him nowhere

by Bling_Master April 5, 2004

Richard Simpkin

A male residing in Bath, UK who loves AFI and Lara (and Stani.. but not in a gay way)

Ooh look it's a guy wearing an AFI shirt, baggy black trousers singing AFI sings and occasionally turning round to pull his girlfriend... must be Richard Simpkin then

by Richard Simpkin January 5, 2004

Richard Simpkin

My good mate Rich, he loves AFI and if u steal any of his AFI things he'll scream at you, you should know better, tsk. A great funny guy that enjoys taking disco piss's.

P1: Who is that guy wearing black and an AFI t-shirt dancing and flicking the lights as he takes a piss?
P2: Ahhh that would be Rich Simpkin, and its called a disco piss, tsk you should know these things

by Mel the seventh daughter of the seventh daughter January 10, 2004

Anthony Simpkin

Theory Macker. ie. one who believes theories are the solution to everything.

Anthony Simpkin is just a theory macker, he thinks books will make him better with women!

by syanick October 28, 2006

richard simpkin

All around crazed AFI (and Tool, and HIM, and Type O Negative... but erm... mostly AFI) fan, a guy I talk to everyday but have only met once... and an Anime Vending Machine.

Theres a random guy in black shouting "woo Cradle Of Filth!" to random guys in hoodies outside The Link. Oh... its Rich. Explains alot.

by Joanna Powell January 11, 2004

richard simpkin

verb. to eat a chicken bone and a granola bar at the same time, whilst shouting 'yum yum' 'chew chew chewy' and 'tell all your friends'

YUM YUM granola bar CHEW CHEW CHEWY YUM YUM chicken bone TELL ALL UR FRENDS!

by Tom Staniforth April 14, 2004