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Simpleton in Chief

Tweeting away the hours while watching Fox News, the Simpleton in Chief desperately longs for an identity beyond his as a fake Forbes tycoon.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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simpleton

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!
by Jaeba April 17, 2003
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Simperor

The emperor/leader of all simps. The simp overlord that can't be overthrown. This man worships females in hope of getting attention one day. He is friend-zoned and no female sees him as a potential partner.

The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold
The simperor rallied fellow simps to not let go the ways of their constant female worship.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.
by hakamplakamp February 5, 2021
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Simpleton

noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez
Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."
by Splusm March 1, 2015
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simpletonsimon

rodinoz alias is simpletonsimon
by emc October 27, 2003
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SIMPLETON

A dumb f#@$ that has done too much s$#@ toady and is last name is some bull

s$@# name like adein
your a SIMPLETON
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simpleton

Picked up from a black and white movie,another term for a fool.Dub for a person that is known to or is about to do a stupid thing generally used sarcastically.
"Yeah, thats a really smart thing to do you f***ing Simpleton."
by Makne February 20, 2005
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