Simasaurus

A Simasaurus can be defined as a dark-haired female.
It is common for a Simasaurus to lash out unexpectedly, usually at a "Seamasarus" (See Seamasaurus ). A Simasaurus is usually kind and considerate, but when a Seamasaurus or a Seamasaurus look-a-like is near, a Simasaurus will become aggressive, and lash out at both the Seamasaurus and friends of a Seamasaurus. It is never a good idea to have both in the same room.

Ex. 1: "OhHotDamn, look at that Simasaurus!"

Ex. 2: "Crap! A Simasaurus walked in, better get Seamasaurus out of here..."

by LetsGetKinky June 13, 2011

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Simposaur

When a guy keeps thinking about a girl to the point of not being able to sleep and will do anything to make her smile. He can also tell when something is wrong just by looking at her facial expression. He will protect her from anything and misses her 24/7.

I was up all night thinking about her....I am definitely a Simposaur

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Gimpasaurus Rex

Tyrannosaurus Rex's that are heavily into BDSM. Just a kinky dinosaur.

Or to be used as an adjective for someone who is really into BDSM.

George: "Me and the Missus like to spice up the weekends with a bit whipping and paddling. She just loves being tied up while I spank her."
Kurt: "Woah, dude so you're like a Gimpasaurus Rex."
George: "Yeah, I suppose you could say that."

{George proceeded to put his hands on hips like superman with his hair blowing in the wind}

"I AM A GIMPASAURUS REX!!!!"

by Xislac May 17, 2021

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