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simmonized

One who has been slain by the evil dark lord (maths teacher) Mr Simmonds, one of his most notorious simmonizations was that of Mr Frimpong.
Frimpong got simmonized!!
by ADAMMAN September 26, 2006
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Simonized

The act of being exposed to something very deep or very funny that can be deconcerting and creates a moment of ackwardness during a discussion.
Damn, these future nobel price were Simonized.
Guys, let's Simonize Beaver Squad.
Watch out what you said, you could get Simonized
by SimzSimma September 24, 2016
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Simonist

Stemming from a Rule 34 image featuring Alvin and the Chipmunks receiving head from their respective Chippette, a Simonist refers to one who believes that Simon is the Chipmunk Receiving the Best Head. Unfortunately, this is incorrect as Simon is not Receiving the Best Head, and therefore the term has become synonymous with “retard”.
Simonist: “I believe that Simon is receiving the best head.”
Theodorian and Alvinist: “Oh no, here we go... the Simonist is at it again...”
Simonist: “Please don’t call me that...”
Because even the Simonist knows that it is shameful to be a Simonist.
by Microwave.io September 19, 2019
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simonize

1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan
WOOOO! VR4 Baby! We waxed em!
Simonize that shiat! Who's your father?
by SMONEY March 16, 2004
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Simonize

brought about by the judge simon in American idol, simonizing is taking a certain comment of critisism, usually bad, and making it an insult
Bob: Joe just broke up with Kate, and Steve totally came in and simonized the easy letdown!!!!!!!!

Jim: JERK!!!!!
by MASTUR CH33F :) March 7, 2009
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You're such a simonist.

Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.
Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.
by mr.awesome1646 March 22, 2009
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Simonized

Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.
Dude, I just got simonized!
by jgus715 May 22, 2018
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