sidewinder 

aka. crabwalker, moonwalker, mc beardcomb, pussymagnet

the mans a maniac, a sexual deviant and alpha male
he kinda asian doe

ahahahahahaha u lot see mc crabwalker slipslide his way over to the bin

What a GOON that sidewinder

sidewinder by pussington clam March 2, 2020

sidewinder 

a guy who blow-dries his hair, wears armani jeans, has sex with his bike, kicks people in the throat and sends videos and pictures of himself jacking off to girls. Has a sideways dick. pretty much a flamer. CPAGS.

yo sidewinder, saw your vid!

sidewinder by lol@you69 May 23, 2011

Sidewinder 

A sidewinder is when you put a dip into the side of your mouth, preferably near the molars. The reason for this is that your gums in the middle have been eaten up so badly by years of dipsky abuse that a dip can no longer reside there.

"Wes wasn't scared of oral cancer: he pulled a sidewinder for a month, even though his back tooth fell out after 2 weeks."

Sidewinder by Jeff Greenberg October 20, 2003

Sidewinder 

A particular technique for baiting your line when fishing where the hook is indiscriminantly placed in the middle of a long piece of bait. Ensures that bait travels through water in a peculiar and non baitfish manner. Makes catching fish more difficult but you do earn more man points.

Hey JVo, did you catch that fish with a Sidewinder? You must be a superlative fisherman

Sidewinder by JayVo November 15, 2011

sidewinder 

a high pitched fart, much like a bottle rocket shooting off.

Tad was hoping slip a fart off at work that would be subtle, to his suprise it was a noisy sidewinder.

sidewinder by jedi77 June 3, 2014

sidewinder 

(n.)
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.

Also:

To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.

Pregnancy rendered the young couple few options in the area of sexual positions. The sidewinder was their common resort.

Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.

sidewinder by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008

Sidewinder 

"A man who frequents a nightclub and opts nots to dance and instead chooses to stand on the side of the club (often leaning against the wall) tapping and harrassing random girls as they walk past whilst sipping on the same drink all night."

"Look at that sidewinder over there"
"Stop sidewinding and get on the dance floor"
"Dem sidewinders are dickheads!"

Sidewinder by Frankie83 March 8, 2008