Walrus Shuffle

A nefarious sex act in which one partner karate chops the other in the trachea causing him or her to make involuntary walrus like noises. While the victim gasps and gurgles for their life, the shuffler takes advantage of his or her disadvantageous state, vengefully eating out the vulnerable and pulsating asshole of their victim, to the sweet sweet sound of walrus music at the sea shore.

I had to buy a turtle neck for my old lady to cover up her walrus shuffle marks. I feel shame and pride at the same time. I never thought I'd have to pay money for a turtleneck...ever.

by johnny weekend June 26, 2012

Porte Shuffle

To habitually sway back and forth awkwardly while maintaining a conversation. During the Porte Shuffle one usually looks diagonally at the ground, away from who the conversation is with. Sentences should be started with a giggle or awkward laugh to maintain a true Porte Shuffle.

I hate talking to Jordan, he always does the Porte Shuffle making things weird.

by Pringal Jugar April 10, 2015

kansas city shuffle

A type of con which depends on the mark realizing they're being conned, but incorrectly guessing how it's being done. When they try to foil the fake con they think they've uncovered, they fall into the real con. This con is most effective against marks who are "too smart for their own good", and will try to beat the conman at his own game instead of backing off when they discover he's trying to con them.

Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.

You look left and they fall right
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry

by Nearly Nero May 22, 2016

shiffa

Shiffa is a very shy person when you first meet her. Afterwords she’s a funny crazy weird but nice person. Shiffa is also an artist

Girl:hey

Shiffa:hi...
Girl:wanna be friends

Shiffa: k

Few months later

Shiffa: 🤪🤪🤪
Girl: oh god

by Daya hunt May 17, 2018

Bolton Shuffle

Verb; an involuntary movement resulting from a barrage of random alcoholic beverages.

Jason drank too many beers now he is doing the Bolton Shuffle.

by Hank the tank September 6, 2013

Baltimore City Shuffle

The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.

I caught Brian doing the Baltimore City Shuffle across the Light Rail tracks last Thursday.

by アメリカへの死 December 20, 2019

crackberry shuffle

The tendency for blackberry users to aimlessly shuffle about while typing. This combination of typing and attempted walking usually results in aggrevating everyone around them.

Will was near my desk today doing the crackberry shuffle.

by Dentura Hogfloss January 30, 2008