shizen

A word used instead of shit, especially when you are just saying shit, before remebering not to swear.

Kid: Daddy, you forgot your wallet.
Dad: Oh SHI...zen, Shizen!
Kid: 0_o ?

by Saldan June 29, 2008

Shizer Wilhelm

A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm

Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm

by Yonker April 20, 2008

Shizenhousen

Something that is of very bad or very poor quality.

Example 1 -
Man 1: Did you see the Phoenix Suns play yesterday.
Man 2: Yeah, they played like shizenhousen.

Example 2 -
Man 1: So I fucked that girl last night
Man 2: I bet you were shizenhousen weren't you?
Man 1: *sigh* *bows head down in shame* Yep

Example 3:
Teacher: Peter Nguyen....what is this?
Peter: It's my essay miss
Teacher: Well fucking do it again coz it's shizenhousen!
Peter: Fuck you miss!
Teacher: What did you say?
Peter: I said, Puck you miss with a 'P'. Can't you hear properly or something.

by [Peter.x.=] January 3, 2009

shizer

the english form of the german word schei*e or in english shit
*special german letter meaning ss dat looks like B

Du bist Schei*e
you are shit

by ZAC =P April 4, 2005

Shize and Shower

When a person (male or female) claims to take a shower, but really drops a duece then showers to cover up the stench of the nasty shize they just dropped. This will hide the fact that you are taking a duece.

I was at my girlfriend's house (who lives with 3 other females), and had to drop a duece. Instead of facing the embarrasment of violating her bathroom with my stool, I went with the 'ol shize and shower move.

by Big Duece March 18, 2009

shwitzer

the act of masturbating in seltzer water and passing it as alka seltzer

man, I just made friend a shwitzer and he downed it

by Joseph Wiener October 20, 2007

Shizer Minelli

Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".

"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".

"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. The monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".

"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."

by Aeternus_ February 8, 2009