shwefting

Talking to someone in a club with the intention of sleeping with them.

Girl: did you see her shwefting?

Girl: yeah she was terrible

by Legend995 May 3, 2010

SHWERF

A word used when in agreement or to signify something being true

yes - word - shwerd - SHWERF

What's your favorite color?
Blue
Word?
SHWERF

by Awesome1337haxx December 30, 2010

shwiftposting

A facebook shitposting group that posts dank memes and pornographic/racist content related to Rick and Morty. The admins are known to dwell/act in a spectrum of The councel of Ricks to Jerryboree. Members of the group are probably on some kind of watch list, most probably still live in their parents basement.

There are tales of the shwift wars which between "Rick and Morty Schwiftposting" and "Rick and Morty Shwiftposting 18+" in which the shwiftposters came out on top.

Person 1: "Yo dude have you been on shwiftposting today?"

Person 2: "Naw bro i cant handle all those whining jerries."

by Derailthedriftingtrain February 26, 2017

shweffed

When a male engages in sexually pleasuring a female's vagina with his fingers in a public place, most likely to be a dance-floor in a nightclub.

Tom: "hey a just shweffed some girl"
Dan: "cool"

by skipinda February 19, 2011

shwifter

- an idiot or loser.
- someone who makes hasty or stupid decisions.

"I got way to drunk last night and passed out"
"Haha you're such a shwifter!"

"You're an idiot"
"Well, you're a shwifter"

by shwifter November 24, 2011

blood shweef

During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.

"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

Shwef

A person who wears expensive clothes and designers but looks messy and as if "they just got out of bed". Girls usually wear uggs and have messy ponytails with university hoodies (that they can't attend because they are 15 years old).

Shwef boys wear grey jogging bottoms, topman shirts, have spiked or messy hair and hang round with shwef girls.

Shwef girls usually idolise Kate Moss, Daisy Lowe, Alexa Chung and read Teen Vogue and shop at Vintage stores and Topshop.Loves starbucks and having big-ass bags with practically nothing in them.
Too much foundation, big bangles, go out shopping together to buy the same outfits.

Person A: "oh my god, look at those girls what are they wearing?"

Person B: "daaamn, uggs, big hoodie, messy hair total cost = £200, SHWEF!"

"they are so shwef-tastic it hurts".

Girl A: "aww i so LOVE your new shirt, where did you get i?"

Girl B : "Vintage shop, it's so hawt it was like £30"

Girl A: "That is sooo cute, i'll have to buy the same one!"

by rantandrave April 3, 2009