Shwaysted

The act of being entirely waaaaay too drunk.

This fool nick came home with no clothes singing some backstreet boys, this fool must have been shwaysted!

by The54thPhile October 16, 2009

Patrick Swayzed

To continue to smoke and drink through cancer treatment and act like nothing is wrong with you.

Didn't you quit smoking when you were going through chemo?
Honey, I Patrick Swayzed my way through that shit.

by Downtown ECorp September 3, 2009

shwasted

It is an explicit combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted"

"What did you do last night man?" "Dude i got so shwasted and and nailed a fat girl."

by Big C. Mass E. November 17, 2009

shwasted

in the state of being really drunk; combination of shit-faced and wasted

lets get shwasted tonight!

by 757baby August 2, 2009

Swayzed

One has been "Swayzed" when the word "ditto" is used as a response to a heartfelt offering of love, as Patrick Swayze's character said to his wife/Demi Moore in the 1980s movie, "Ghost".

Demi Moore in Ghost: I love you.
Patrick Swayze in Ghost: Ditto.

Person 1: I think about you all the time
Person 2: Ditto.
Person 1: You just Swayzed me!

Person 1: I love you, boo.
Person 2: Ditto (pause) ... You just got SWAYZED!

by Bay Area Person January 9, 2014

shwaisted

Shwaisted - a combonation of shit faced and waisted.

Used to discribe a heavy night of drinking.

I got so shwaisted last night I got beer goggles.

by Derek Stout August 19, 2007

Swaysted

Highly Intoxicated; so inebriated your Swaysted.

This word can be used to describe a super crazy drunk moment you experienced in your life.

Or

It can describe how much you want to have a crazy drunk experience like you did....that one night.

Ex: "I was out at the club, doin my thang, and the next thing you know I wake up like, damn....I got swaysted." :)

Ex: "I don't want to get wasted tonight, I need to get swaysted!"

by Trouble2311 October 23, 2012