shaved

The London term for getting stabbed and either dying or critical condition

i ran down bkay bait faced on a mains and he got shaved

by deezfatnuts January 10, 2021

Shavez

He is amazing, insperational and stylish. Very Cute and funny. Overprotective and athletic. He is a phenomenal friend and will do anything to see you smile. He is unique and one of a kind.

Man, Shavez is the bomb!

by Ivy Venus October 18, 2015

shaved chewbacca

an unusually ugly individual

My God, did you see that girl Dave disappeared with? She was a shaved chewbacca.

by rhymer rigby August 30, 2003

patrick shwavy

1. When you get so fucked up you wish you were never born

Yo I was all Patrick shwavy last night and asked if the kid with cerebral palsy when he would be out of his wheel chair thinking he was the kid that got into the car accident but that kid died.

by Patrick shwavy December 16, 2019

shaved monkey

A derogatory term implying that the target is not quite Human; in reality, stating that the target is inferior to the speaker.

Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.

1. Ivan is the shaved monkey around here and has always been.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.

by decimator1337 November 12, 2014

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrasing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo let's get patrick Shwavyd lol its lit

by Very bad personn December 16, 2019

Swavesey village collage

A shit school that is supposed to be good but is full of snakes, snitches and wanna be roadmen. The teachers act like they are on crack and get off on giving students detentions. The headteacher has an ankle fetish because he cares more about what socks your wearing than your education. Year 7ns think they are hard, year 8s act depressed, year 9ns are slags, year 10ns are boring and year 11ns are actually depressed. Welcome to 5 years of hell and retarded cunts :)

Swavesey village collage is a shite school

by Dingdongweenee October 16, 2019