shmooshbag

The absolute worst version of a douchebag. There is absolutely no redeeming quality of this person.

Dane Cook is a shmooshbag

by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008

shmooshtikin

Skinny ghetto white boy. Has a tendency to talk excessively--typically about baseball. Also referred to as a Garrett, G-Rat, Gay Rat, or hey you

Joey: Did you talk to Garrett today?

Matt: Yeah, that shmooshtikin talked for hours about his damn baseball team! And whats with his pants man, I always hafta tell him to pull those bitches up!

by i'mjustsayinnn July 15, 2010

shmooshing

when you pretend your doing something when your actually doing nothing.

After i got drunk in the bathroom at school i started shmooshing in class

by NOT SO SLIMSHADY October 7, 2017

Shumookh

A girl who's very hot and obsessed with saying "saranghae" and is also a very great friend. She has a fun personality and is very stupid. She also takes the dirty meaning of everything. She always sings songs.

I love shumookh

by opparji November 23, 2021

shmooser

Someone who is being annoying or someone you just want to mess with. Just another thing to call someone that most people have never heard of. Instead of calling them something that might hurt thier feelings you call them a shmooser.

Your such a shmooser.

by Megan Loth April 8, 2006

Shumolos

Very attractive boobs

found on Jessica Simpson

"Wow man. Look at those Shumolos. They are gigantic!"

by Oaxacamex June 20, 2008

shmooshmoosh

matias

hey shmooshmoosh

by the.crollasa May 14, 2018