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Dry Scrolling

When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.
Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.
by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015
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Strolling

(v). a fraternity or sorority, most likely an NPHC organization, forms a line and performs choreographed moves, normally to music.

Word to the wise: You never, ever, EVER interrupt this line...they will kill you.
Girl #1: Girl, what they doing at the Student Union??
Girl #2: Girl, the AKAs & the Alphas strolling!!!
by thebaddestbitch2020 August 23, 2017
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Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.
Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.
by BaconPancakes February 8, 2015
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Shelfing

Shelfing is the the act of one inserting drugs into the anus. Using your finger, about middle knuckle deep if you reach back you’ll feel a little shelf. Place the drugs onto this otherwise they will just come back out. App
“Oi Jimbo lets shelf some pingers before we hit the clubs”

my friend Rach, introduced me to shelfing mdma caps, best thing EVER
by Stacey147 March 8, 2021
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scrolling around

Person or persons screwing around browsingFacebook instead of paying attention to what's going on around them.
My girlfriend and I were watching the game, and instead of paying attention she was scrolling around on Facebook!
by Limitless9803 May 28, 2013
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hoe strolling

by kmoneyy April 12, 2008
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Top-shelfing

The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.
Top-shelfing

Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."

Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"
by Jimmy-Buckets May 30, 2009
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