Shrödingers Dictator

The current position of North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un. He is simultaneously dead and alive.

Jerry: "How do you think Kim Jong Un's doing?"
Adam: "It looks like Shrödingers Dictator."

by CharacterLimit April 29, 2020

shrooming

To trip on shrooms.

I was frying balls. I shroomed so hard I thought the orange frisbee was a god.

by Tim March 13, 2003

scraffing

Feeling incredibly tired or lazy, esp. after smoking marijuana

We lit up after a long day at work and man, was I ever scraffin'!

by Nathan May 13, 2005

sheffing

hating on everything for no particular reason other than the fact that the world is not fair

Damn, dude, stop sheffing over all the stats homework

by lolololol4321zzzz March 31, 2009

sroufing

take your sweet time, stuntin, and/ or procrastinating.

I was sroufing it, before i made my way over.

by Thetruth42089 August 20, 2010

Shiffing

Shiffing is a Fantasy Football term for ripping off your friends by trading several inferior players for fewer high quality players. this includes harrassment through posting comments and text messages, and dealing this with people who obviously have no clue what they are doing. Then talking smack and being a jerk after the trade by verbally berating and being a bitch about it to the person he ripped off. It also includes the OCD technique of bombarding everyone with random horrible trade offers

Man, all that Shiffing before that trade must have made you crazy!, and he's been Shiffing me too, but I cant stand dealing with all that crap. Its ruined all the fun in our league!

by sarjas November 6, 2011

Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018