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shrapnel shit

When one defecates and the excrement from his/her buttox comes out like shrapnel from a pinapple grenade.
by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005
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German Shrapnel

When you take a shit and the crap, which is runny and chunky, hits the water and splashes up covering your ass.
"shit.... I just dropped some German Shrapnel in there!"
by Darkhawk February 9, 2006
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Shrapnel

Coins given as a tip- Annoying or inconvenient change.
That party of cubicle dwellers from the phone company tipped me a buck 75 in shrapnel!
by Noel S December 3, 2003
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Shrattled

To wake up with a hangover and find your apartment a living mess from the night before because you were so drunk, horny and lonely that you decided to break or dismantle everything like a money in solitary confinement.
Bruce woke up covered in a shower curtain in his bathtub to find he had thrown a knife through the TV, smashed his skateboard over his stereo and left ramen noodles cooking on an open stove. His apartment was shrattled.
by Pippo101 March 16, 2012
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jerumpkin shrapnel

A poop stain on the back of the terlet(toilet)seat that is left after sitting too far back while performing a jerumpkin.
After finishing a very satisfying jerumpkin, I got up turned around and noticed jerumpkin shrapnel on the terlet seat.
by Antler* February 29, 2008
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Floss shrapnel

The little bits of food matter that fly out your mouth while flossing your teeth
The mirror in his bathroom was gross because it was splattered with floss shrapnel.
by Cali Sandman October 21, 2010
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Emotional Shrapnel

The detritus that gets stuck in a person's soul when another person has a complete meltdown and spreads their BS across the widest available arc becaue they can't keep their emotions in check.

A close kin to free floating anxiety - but with more oomph.
When your boss has a cow for something that wasn't your fault and really rips into you. You've got to take the hit without a flakjacket. The "Emotional Shrapnel" can lodge deep and cause future issues.
by Ms. JacKeT November 23, 2011
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