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shorting a stock

taking an investment position that will benefit if the value of the stock goes down. Traditionally, "shorting a stock" means borrowing shares of stock from another broker, selling them, then buying them back (after the price has fallen) in order to return the stocks to the broker from whom they were borrowed.

You can short a stock using a derivative; this can include buying futures in the stock (i.e., a contract to sell someone else the stocks); or buying a put option (also called a put). A third way is to write a call (i.e., a call option, also known as a call) for the stock.
Shorting a stock usually requires a great deal of skill and courage; even the most talented short will only make money during rare crises.
by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010
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Dick's Sporting Wood

Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.
Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.

Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?

LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!
by joff leff December 28, 2011
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Sporting Toe

When a chick has a camel toe.
Damn, Merissa was sporting toe today. What a whore!
by Dushon Mandicks May 20, 2008
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Sporting Clube de Portugal

A portuguese football team.
Nowadays are shit.
Deus Ilori plays for them.
Causes depression to millions of fans
Sporting Clube de Portugal and Ilori are dog shit
by Deus no Comando February 4, 2020
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Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.
Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.
by Morik June 14, 2010
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Sporting Woods

The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.
Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!
by Fist of Fury April 12, 2008
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sporting a MacDonald

being really bald
Dude, I haven't seen you for a long time. You're totally sporting a MacDonald!
by flash1 May 12, 2011
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