shemp

A loser that has no clue what is going on.

"Wayne is such a Jankey Shemp, Sherta told him she would give him some play if he bought her that cellie- and he beleived her"

by HAB October 25, 2006

Shempy D League

Lord Shempy calls scummage on the most scenic park in America… Welcome to the D League

Come to Victory Park Rumson NJ in summer time to watch Shempy D League anal

by Randy Foyee December 2, 2022

Shemp

Next to Curly, the funniest stooge.

Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!

by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004

Shempo

A wise man that is 1337 beyond his years.

The guy is a total shempo.

by Jason July 29, 2003

shempy

(Sh-em-pee)

The feeling of being shy, embarrassed, and happy all at once.

You seem too shempy when he talks to you.

by GlkCls December 2, 2015

Shemped

when you think your getting the real thing, but its really not. It's disapointment...it's getting shemped!

Well the best example is when your all siked to watch the original three stooges....and you turn it on, and its shemp! other examples
my friends went last week to see the blink 182 concert..when they got there weezer filled in for them as the headliner...they got shemped!

by SomeGuyTshirt September 11, 2009

Shempling

a shempling is an offspring of Shemp. Shemp was a "Stooge" after Curly.

I can't believe this guy....what a "Shempling".

by bot51 June 9, 2018