Shpemp

The dried remains of an ejaculation after it oozes from a woman's vagina and is not cleaned immediately after sex

I banged this nasty skank last night and she woke up this morning stuck to the sheets with shpemp

by The Aristocrat May 1, 2014

Shemping

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.

He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.

by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

shempara

shempara (shem-pa-da) means it eez what it eez

leanne: i tinkled my pants

sonoma: shempara

by shempara-sonoma April 15, 2020

fake shemp

Term coined by director great, Sam Raimi, referring to actors who stand in for those that aren't currently available. Usually dubbed in and with the back facing to the camera.

Bruce Campbell is sick with the flu, just put a fake shemp in for that last scene he needs to film...

by Bruce campbell March 21, 2005

shemp

1.)by far, the best stooge

2.)someone who's better than curly

3.) the original vaudeville stooge

hey man, legalize shemp!

by horbin bernsen October 20, 2012

got the shemp

When somebody makes a mistake.

Doctor Shemp's name is considered an in-joke at Insomniac games, the employees using the phrase "got the shemp" whenever a blunder is made.

by The Logical Fallacy May 26, 2018

SUP SHEMP

Sup Shemp is a mysterious term whose origins have been questioned for many centuries. It has recently been discovered that the term "Shemp" is derived from the classic member of the Three Stooges.

Everyone: SUP SHEMP
Everyone else: Wtf?

by Jasdeep November 18, 2005