Skip to main content

Boston Slutmonkey

The act of inserting one's nose into an available vagina, blowing it, and then sucking out the discharged mucus.
My father always told me that the his greatest accomplishment was performing a Boston Slutmonkey on my mother on a beach in broad daylight.
by The Mighy Gazelle February 21, 2009
mugGet the Boston Slutmonkey mug.

shitmoney

1) Very rich and/or snotty person often seeing themselves above you 2) A person usually easily mooched off of
*Damn dogg, I'm hungry. Let's go to shitmoneys house and take somma his food.

**Aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?
by NJC March 29, 2005
mugGet the shitmoney mug.

Shomoney

A large eyepopping roll of money consisting of one large bill wrapped around and roll of one dollar bills.

Showing off what appears to be a large roll of cash to decieve those around into believing you are wealthier than you are.
Not having enough to impress the stripper into coming home with him, Big Ben whiped out a roll of shomoney knowing he could never have her any other way.

Big Joe is always showing off his roll shomoney to bring the old gals looking for security home with him. Little do they know show money means NO Money.
by Magorski January 29, 2010
mugGet the Shomoney mug.

shmonkey

A word used for describing a dinosaur/monkey creature.
AH! Look out! It's a shmonkey!
by Risa Anne May 18, 2006
mugGet the shmonkey mug.

Ranger shot monkey

Morning breakfast consisting of Coffee and Banana's.
that Ranger Shot Monkey last summer at camp was heartwarming after the shower sex Counselor Gary Casually and I shared.
by Life's Offramp July 31, 2019
mugGet the Ranger shot monkey mug.

SHAMONKEY

Slang word for sex or the vagina.
Tonight Im going trolling for chics and gettin me some shamonkey.
by Dennis Ryan August 29, 2006
mugGet the SHAMONKEY mug.

shoemoney

bald blogger. has a huge following of assclowns.
"did you read shoemoney's latest post? I want five minutes of my life back"
by pantsoffdanceoff October 20, 2008
mugGet the shoemoney mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email