Skip to main content

Shitpost

Humorous posts made for the sole purpose of driving people or groups off topic or for no reason at all. Quality of shitposts may be gold or actual shit. Often confused with meme.
I was browsing shitposts on Reddit today.
by nlolhere March 9, 2020
mugGet the Shitpost mug.

Move Shitposts

Slang phrase intended to express to others an extreme urge to masturbate to, or feelings of sexual attraction to characters from the mobile game Azur Lane, without directly stating it. Used most commonly in official Discord servers for Roblox games to avoid punishment from moderators.
Move shitposts now.
by sg June 27, 2022
mugGet the Move Shitposts mug.

shitpost

a very vague term, describing a low quality, troll, or deliberately dumb post
"shitposts dont get to the front page"
by 322997am September 6, 2017
mugGet the shitpost mug.

shitpost status

The status reached when you upload many short, low-res, usually worthless videos that are presumably meant to be funny to YouTube, sometimes 20 or 30 a day. Pioneered by channels such as Preston Garvey and jjxmb.
I uploaded a ton of videoclips I found in a meme thread on Discord to youtube, so I guess I've reached shitpost status!
by TheRealDiamond02 December 4, 2020
mugGet the shitpost status mug.

Shitpost status

A format of low quality usually 2-3 second clips consisting of random humour pulled from the depths of discord channels, subreddits but never the person you'd see post it. This trend has been pioneered by such channels as guy with no creativity, in a valiant effort to gain a subscriber count and discord members. This format of video has made its way into the YouTube algorithm and thus is being abused for views.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Shitpost status?
Guy 2: yes, yes I have
by Click here to change your hand December 21, 2020
mugGet the Shitpost status mug.

Realtime shitposting

Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.
There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.
by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019
mugGet the Realtime shitposting mug.

shortstyle

The act of taking a shit that only takes 3 minutes.
Hey man, let me shortstyle real quick before we take that call.
by Jdawgin November 11, 2018
mugGet the shortstyle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email