Shorterer

Shorter than shorter.

Jimmy: My pencil is shorter than yours!
Thomas: No way! Mines shorterer.

by FarmerJohnson February 23, 2013

Shorterer

A URL Shortener created by Spark -shorterer.xyz

Guy 1: Hey man, I got this really long link. You know any shorteners?
Guy 2: OH yeah actually, I just found this one on urbandictionary called shorterer.xyz

by xKoshiro January 19, 2020

Shorter-stick treatment

When someone's treatment towards someone or something is lower than all the previous attempts they've done in their life. Their efforts towards their 7th or 8th relationship would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd relationship. Their efforts towards their 11th or 12th job would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd job.

Manager: "Why are you slacking off of work, lately?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."

Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"

by SinfulOsD October 17, 2024

Shorter Bus

The "Shorter Bus" is a specific type of bus designed for the most retarded kid in school

"You see that kid right there? He rides the shorter bus"

by Oniiko-Kun August 06, 2021

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you

Its National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D
On 6th of March

by 🍋🖇️ lissythelemon 🖇️🍋 March 04, 2024

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you

1:I'm gunna kidnap you
2:why?
1: cuz it's National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

by 🍋🖇️ lissythelemon 🖇️🍋 March 04, 2024

things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.

Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

by ishouldfinishmyhomework February 25, 2016