The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.
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n. When an opportunity for a stand-up paddleboard (SUP) adventure presents, it can be described as a supportunity.
Alex: Hey! Beautiful day to be out on the water!
Julie: Sounds like a supportunity!
Alex: Awesome sauce!
Julie: Sounds like a supportunity!
Alex: Awesome sauce!
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Randy: OOOOH BOY! Molly Anne Jenkins just drank 16 budweisers, I'm gonna get up on!
Zeke: But Randy aint' Ned been datin' that Molly Anne?? 'Fact I just saw them at the ice cream parlor earlier tonight. On a date!
Randy: CAAAAAAW! This is the swoopportunity of a lifetime!! CAAAAAW!!
Zeke: But Randy aint' Ned been datin' that Molly Anne?? 'Fact I just saw them at the ice cream parlor earlier tonight. On a date!
Randy: CAAAAAAW! This is the swoopportunity of a lifetime!! CAAAAAW!!
by Great Blue Heron November 4, 2008
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by Captain Alan J. Hinton January 25, 2009
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noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for sexual activity.
3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.
Origin:
2012; Chicago advertising firm Schafer Condon Carter. --Yoplait Yogurt "Spelling Bee" tv commercial. (Portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)
noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for sexual activity.
3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.
Origin:
2012; Chicago advertising firm Schafer Condon Carter. --Yoplait Yogurt "Spelling Bee" tv commercial. (Portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)
The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
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