shotportunity

A spontaneous moment a gun-user takes advantage of to satisfy their desire to unload a firearm at another human being.

This was a shotportunity.

by AO1989 June 14, 2020

Shoportunist

Someone who goes looking for sales bargains

"She queued for 5 hours waiting for the store to open and the sales to start. Now that's a serious shoportunist!"

by DracsGirl April 10, 2009

shotortunities

A set of circumstances in which a certain amount of risk makes it possible to do something.

You miss 100% of the shotortunities you don't take.

by Palma Virtuti July 6, 2020

swaportunity

When a couple that are involved in the swinging lifestyle (wife swapping) have an opportunity to have a good time with another like minded couple or individual.

Near the end of a night of hard partying, Dave and Jenn saw a definite swaportunity after meeting Josh and Marissa.

by shaydenee69 June 25, 2012

slopportunity

n. (pl. -ties) A set of circumstances which present themselves out of shear incompetence or poorly-performed efforts.

Combination of the words 'sloppy' & 'opportunity'

"I thought I lost my shot with the girl when I pissed myself at the bar, but realized the slopportunity when she said that she was really into water-sports."

by magnerash December 2, 2011

snaportunity

An opportunity to take a really good Snapchat image or video.

That sunset is a snaportunity.

by shamrock04 December 5, 2015

hoportunity

Typically used to describe when house rabbits are free to hop around their humans' homes.

Charlie, enjoy your hoportunity in the family room until it's time to tuck in for the evening.

by SINJim March 9, 2021