slopportunity

n. (pl. -ties) A set of circumstances which present themselves out of shear incompetence or poorly-performed efforts.

Combination of the words 'sloppy' & 'opportunity'

"I thought I lost my shot with the girl when I pissed myself at the bar, but realized the slopportunity when she said that she was really into water-sports."

by magnerash December 03, 2011