"Dude, I'm so sick of helping our bro loot every time there's a riot! Whduya say we break into his pad for some secondhand shoplifting?"
by Smiley59 February 21, 2009
Get the secondhand shoplifting mug.July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.
Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"
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I was tired of looking at your old beat-up golf clubs that you refused to take to Goodwill, so I shopleft them at the neighbor's garage sale.
It's time to take our unsold garage sale items to Goodwill. Hey! Where did these golf clubs come from? Somebody must have shopleft them here. Assholes!!
It's time to take our unsold garage sale items to Goodwill. Hey! Where did these golf clubs come from? Somebody must have shopleft them here. Assholes!!
by wastenot July 20, 2017
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