Shonk

The act of shanking and then shooting a person/animal/object.

Stan was so angry that he shonk Clyde.

by CoShaDeDine September 24, 2011

Shonk

The noise made by clunky machinery

'Shonk!', said the machine.

by Jon Gabbiniss September 18, 2020

Shonk

A scam or dodgy/suspect business dealing

That call was a total shonk telemarketer.

by Simulator2.0 March 15, 2022

Shonk

cute way of saying shark. Often used to describle a Blahaj

Omg i went to ikea and acquired a shonk, it is a gift from god himself. 🦈

by LeShonk December 4, 2023

Shonk

another name for shark, similar to shork, which one to use depends on context.

blahaj is a friendly shonk

by Anst31 May 30, 2024

shonk

a bad deed or something usually considered morally wrong

“what is the first shonk you would do if you woke up in a girls body?”

by rosabau March 7, 2025

Progressive Shonk

progressive shonk
noun progressive shonk
deriv. shonky

A musical genre based on shonk, characterized by a discordant and/or disjointed sound with instrumental and musical progressions. It is most commonly found in DJ'ing and dance music production.

In a historical context, the sound did not originate from a single individual but rather a collective of visionaries, who used the internet to collaborate. As such, pioneering shonkalists and their seminal creations can be found at various websites - in particular, abletonlivedj.com.

Progressive Shonk is a evolution and refinement of Shonk with smoother and more measured beginnings providing a well-balanced transition to the disjointed and jarring feel of classic Shonk

"His progressive shonk sounds had the crowd hopping that night."

by Allison Redhead August 21, 2007