shomit

The undetermined fluid that could be shit or vomit. A found puddle of human waste.

The janitor hated his job from day one. Mostly because it was his job to clean the shomit off the floor.

by cbergie November 17, 2009

Shomit

Violent, nauseating bowel movements, often ending in dry heaves of the rectum, usually following a night of heavy drinking, and preceded by almost the exact same symptoms that occur before vomiting. (sweating, excessive salivating, dizziness, and the general feeling that you're going to die.)

Fred: Oh man, I feel like crap. I'm too old to be drinking like that.

Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.

Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?

by Choolie213 December 9, 2009

shomiting

When you're vomiting and shitting at the same time. Likely due to food poisoning.

Holy fuck, I ate some bad Indian food last night and can't stop shomiting this morning.

by Pittance for Mittens May 5, 2016

Shomit

A color that represent the color of shit and vomit.

The leaves on the tree are the color of shomit.

by APM1011 September 19, 2019

Shomit

When you vomit and shit at the same time, either in your pants or on a toilet / public space. (SH-it, v-OMIT)

Last week at the club I drank so much I lost control of my bodily functions and had a Shomit all over the bar.

Go team Shomit!

by A Devout Follower. April 1, 2021

Shomit

Where you're shitting and you have to vomit between your legs.

I woke up after a night of drinking and had to shomit.

by Rootae December 26, 2016

Shomit

When one throws up and shits at the same time, either in their pants or on a toilet. (SH-it, v-OMIT)

Last week I drank so much at the club I accidentally shomited at the bar in front of everyone.

Go Team Shomit!

by A Devout Follower. April 1, 2021