Shomf

Slang for the male reproductive organ. Can be diverse in use as a noun, adjective and or verb. Literal meaning is objective and in terms of ones own discretion.

"That guy is a total shomf!"
"That chick is shomfable."
"I stayed up all night shomfing and watching law and order."

by Erich S, Jacob H , Terri B August 1, 2008

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Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

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shoffner

more than likey a persons last name, more common in the south. shoffner's are mainly people who have a german background,and shoffner actually originated in germany. people with this last name may have a nazis' in their family tree due to the heritage link.

wow that's that shoffner kid, he's so cool

by zeus,poseidon,athena,urmomma April 15, 2008

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