by shnerfmonster September 12, 2011
Get the shnerf mug.A pejorative verb used to describe particularly heinous actions performed by a fellow lad.
Alternatively used as a noun or expletive with reference to the fundamental attributes of carrying out a certain task in a given context. Usage as a noun is subject to the rules of conjugation as present in the standard English language, resulting in the noun form of the word: Snurfer.
Formally, the title of a since discontinued, educational, but otherwise disturbing cassette tape recording that was mysteriously distributed to senile French teachers across the province by Ontario's Ministry of Education.
Alternatively used as a noun or expletive with reference to the fundamental attributes of carrying out a certain task in a given context. Usage as a noun is subject to the rules of conjugation as present in the standard English language, resulting in the noun form of the word: Snurfer.
Formally, the title of a since discontinued, educational, but otherwise disturbing cassette tape recording that was mysteriously distributed to senile French teachers across the province by Ontario's Ministry of Education.
USAGE AS A VERB:
Madame Karma: Patrick, Bruno, I know what you have been saying all year. You are disgusting!
Bruno: Sorry madame, no more snurfing around I promise!
USAGE AS A NOUN:
Madame Karma: Bruno, what have you done!?
Bruno: I threw the juice box into the fan madame! I'm a real Snurfer!
Madame Karma: Patrick, Bruno, I know what you have been saying all year. You are disgusting!
Bruno: Sorry madame, no more snurfing around I promise!
USAGE AS A NOUN:
Madame Karma: Bruno, what have you done!?
Bruno: I threw the juice box into the fan madame! I'm a real Snurfer!
by CharlieDontSnurf January 17, 2017
Get the Snurf mug.Tedious text, such as a report or publication, that must be written to satisfy the conditions of a grant or contract. Derived from an acronym (SHit NObody wants to write, Read, or Fund).
by thesalamander August 18, 2013
Get the shnorf mug.Verb meaning: to bathe in the deliciously warm and comforting body of one's lover; especially: placing one's face in the crook of the lover's neck and nestling in.
Can also be extended to the act of love-making itself, but this is rarerly used.
Note: can be used as a noun, as in "I need the snurfle," or as an adverb as in "You are so snurfly tonight!".
*Derived from snuggle with references as well to cuddle and nuzzle, but meaning all three and then some.
Can also be extended to the act of love-making itself, but this is rarerly used.
Note: can be used as a noun, as in "I need the snurfle," or as an adverb as in "You are so snurfly tonight!".
*Derived from snuggle with references as well to cuddle and nuzzle, but meaning all three and then some.
by grover January 29, 2004
Get the snurfle mug.1.Used to describe something that is sweet or awesome.
2.Used to describe someone who is drunk or intoxicated.
2.Used to describe someone who is drunk or intoxicated.
1. Dude, that ride is totally shnarfy!
2. Guy 1: Woah, Jim is super wasted.
Guy 2: Ya man he is totally shnarfy right now.
2. Guy 1: Woah, Jim is super wasted.
Guy 2: Ya man he is totally shnarfy right now.
by Neil Schlong September 13, 2009
Get the Shnarfy mug.The act of snorting a beverage (read: Arizona Iced Tea) to get the residual cocaine out of your nose and in turn maximizing your high.
Person A: Fuck dude! I'm kinda stuffy so all the yak got stuck in my nose!
Person B: Dawg... Just shnurggle it out.
Person B: Dawg... Just shnurggle it out.
by CAPT LEO June 29, 2011
Get the Shnurggle mug.The grunt-like sound made by bull-type game dogs, such as Pugs, English Bulldogges, Frenchies, and Staffies. Typically cute/endearing.
by Adnauseum September 9, 2016
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